magic bunnies and cousins.

my mum just beat david blaine. she pulled a cousin out of a magic hat for me. imagine the extreme contortions my face went thru upon entering my rm and reading a text fr my mum saying "do u know so and so from warwick? she's your cousin!" ommf-are-u-shitting-me-wth? that's just got to be the most random piece of news ever!!!

and to have it resemble a chinese period drama, when i called her to verify, she was like "yea found out at the wedding i attended tt she's my cousin's daughter. so u two take care of each other yea? her mum also says u can help her move her stuff to her new place in october (what do i stand to gain from acknowledging this relation?!!)" and how does dear old yeemeng react to it? he roars in laughter and goes "you should've gone for her!! then it'd be so drama when u wake up with yr cousin next to u" what a shithead.

Hi mum! if u're reading this, maybe u could pull out a car from that magic hat of yours...? i promise i'll take care of this magic bunny this time! hahaha